So picture this.
[The Voodoo Rooms - Edinburgh]
It's a Friday night and you're standing at the bar, nursing your *insert drink of choice here*. You are the definition of "cool" today, taking a sip of your drink, you let your gaze lazily fall across the floor...
Lo and behold! There you catch sight of the most dazzling girl/guy* (delete as applicable) you have ever set eyes on.
Your heart stills a beat.
You manage to make eye contact and the recipient flashes a coy smile at you.
Instant case of butterflies.
You start to make your way over...
But.
Now what?
Your mind runs blank and it's keeping you every effort to remember to breathe.
...
-Let's intercept here, before you re-write that new definition for "cool".-
Chat Up Lines.
Love them? Hate them?
No matter, they still exist.
But do they actually work?
Here is a run down of some chat up lines:
"Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day"
-Yeah. I was looking for a brain cell.
"Can I have your name?"
-Why, don't you already have one?
"What sign were you born under?"
-No entry.
Shall we introduce ourselves?
But I already know myself....
And...
"You must have Alzheimer's 'cause you forgot to give me your number."
Lo and behold! There you catch sight of the most dazzling girl/guy* (delete as applicable) you have ever set eyes on.
Your heart stills a beat.
You manage to make eye contact and the recipient flashes a coy smile at you.
Instant case of butterflies.
You start to make your way over...
But.
Now what?
Your mind runs blank and it's keeping you every effort to remember to breathe.
...
-Let's intercept here, before you re-write that new definition for "cool".-
Chat Up Lines.
Love them? Hate them?
No matter, they still exist.
But do they actually work?
Here is a run down of some chat up lines:
"Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day"
-Yeah. I was looking for a brain cell.
"Can I have your name?"
-Why, don't you already have one?
"What sign were you born under?"
-No entry.
Shall we introduce ourselves?
But I already know myself....
And...
"You must have Alzheimer's 'cause you forgot to give me your number."
Oh, by the way, ever heard of the "3 second rule"?
It means that if you spot a potential target (and your chances are looking good) then you must approach them within three seconds, otherwise you will end up making up excuses and backing out.
And honestly, where is that going to get you?
Remember, a confident delivery is a must! Making the other person laugh is a pretty good indicator too, no?
Good luck out there!
Love,
[Author's Disclaimer: For entertainment purposes only. Any effect whether negative...or worse, is not the author's responsibility. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.]
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