"Do you have a map? 'Cause I'm getting lost in your eyes."
"Excuse me, but I think I dropped something... My JAW."
"Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?"
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What are they thinking? Is it meant to impress you? Do you laugh it off? ...Or scoff?
Fear not, I have the perfect tactics.
Method One: Cheese vs Cheese
Like they say, fight fire with fire. Same goes for cheese... Kinda.
Line: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
- "Yes it did, but I'd fall again if it meant meeting you".
Method Two: Cheese vs Sleaze
Let's just get straight to the point, you know what they're getting at.
Line: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
- "So, so much. Will you massage me?" *indicate to chosen place(s)* [use with caution].
Method Three: Cheese vs Freeze
Put an end to it.
Line: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
- "I'm in Hell, aren't I?"
All joking aside, look for the deeper meaning behind the [deeply unoriginal] lines. They're just trying to get to know you, be flattered! And play nice!
Love,
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